and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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