Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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