Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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