I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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