wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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