lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Everclear isn't food dammit
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