that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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