Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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