Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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