They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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