And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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