Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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