When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's official drugs can't kill me
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Boobs are out for the taking
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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