Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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