You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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