we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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