Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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