They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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