If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
