I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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