Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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