She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
They should really pass out barf bags in church
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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