That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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