she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
