i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just blew my weed a kiss
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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