Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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