and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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