She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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