hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you traded sex for a burrito?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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