They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
