Hey man sorry I got all grabby
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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