can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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