Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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