TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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