if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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