careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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