Pappa wants mamma naked
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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