Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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