I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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