you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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