she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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