And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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