It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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