I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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