i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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