Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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