The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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