Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?

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(512): View more from Texas

stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.

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(905): View more from Toronto

it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors

(1-905): View more from Toronto

american apparel?

(905): View more from Toronto

try lime green

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(661): View more from California

It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.

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(760): View more from California

Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?

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(407): View more from Florida

And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.

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(520): View more from Arizona

His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..

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