GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me