Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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