You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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