ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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