THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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