Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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