i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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