I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Girls should come with a carfax report
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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