After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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