I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
